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Now Pamela Anderson Might Be Pregnant

You lucky devils - the inevitable Pamela Anderson Kid Rock honeymoon sex tape looks likely to be a threesome, starring Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson and the little unborn baby laying in Pamela Anderson's tummy.

You guessed it; now that Pamela Anderson had married Kid Rock - twice, just to be extra sure - she's already spouting off cryptic hints about how she might be pregnant. So, is Pamela Anderson pregnant or not? We've done the maths here, and we've worked out that if Pamela Anderson is pregnant, there's a strong chance that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night. And when we say 'done the maths' we mean we basically downloaded a couple of her hardcore homemade sex videos off the internet. Same thing, really.

Who'd have thought that getting married to a hairy shouting cowboy would get you so much publicity. Just a few months ago, Pamela Anderson was mostly famous for forlornly trying to save Canadian seals and stopping people eating KFCs, but since she announced that she was going to marry Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson has become one of the most famous women on Earth again. And it's been a bit of a whirlwind.

After Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married on a boat in front of a crying shoe woman - and then got married again in Detroit after they realised they messed it up the first time - you'd expect that Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock would want to have a little time to themselves, perhaps to practice text-dumping each other or think up even more transparently cynical ways to get people playing that Pamela Anderson poker game. But no. Instead, Pamela Anderson's doing what she does best - drawing attention to herself by prattling on about how pregnant she might be.

Speaking to American Idol presenter Ryan Seacrest on his radio show on Friday, Pamela Anderson was asked if she'd ever consider having a baby with Kid Rock, and she answered:

"There might be one in there now."

And that has started of a deluge of 'Is Pamela Anderson Pregnant?' whispers. If Pamela Anderson is pregnant, the baby would be her third - she has two sons, Brandon and Dylan, from her marriage to Tommy Lee. But that doesn't clear up whether or not she's pregnant. There's only one place to look at times like these; Pamela Anderson's online diary. Because if there's one thing that Pamela Anderson loves to do, it's tell the world all about her personal life through her online diary. And then flash up a picture of an animal being skinned or something and write 'Look This Is Rong' underneath it. But, anyway, it'll be the place to go to find clarification about if Pamela Anderson is really pregnant. So here's her latest diary entry, in its entirety:

"Go Tigers!"

Not a sodding clue.

posted by Steve @ 5:32 AM