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Heather And Her Heavies

Heather hires in protection and Posh gets a raw deal. In the words of Big Brothers Imogene ûits hot topics, hot topics, hot topics wittthhhh...(can't finish this sentence it's far too irritating.)

Heather Mills has been getting all early 90's on us and hiring out a hunky Bodyguard to follow her around the Brighton sea front. Pictures of Heather bike riding, strolling and laughing with a hunky heavy have made the majority of the front pages today; another reward for the smart HEAMIL investor. Although we doubt that this particular bouncer type would save her life at a glitzy award ceremony, then end up falling in love with her but realise that the relationship could never work because she is so high-profile, so decide to finish it and work for the President instead but still secretly think about her all the time - it's a nice thought all the same.

All sorts of things are being said about Posh this morning. According to the Daily Star Posh and Becks have been invited by the Cruise household to meet elusive baby Suri; but they aren't aloud to pick her up. The Sun is concerning its self with Posh's jeans size whilst The Daily Mirror has come right out there and accused her of being a Goth. You wake up one morning and somebody has accused you of wearing talc on your face and bathing in petuli oil – life is cruel.

The tabloids are still getting themselves in a tiz about the whole Big Brother ex-housemate issue. Princess Beatrice has had some nice pictures done and Madonna has been pictured trying to recreate the look of fitness guru 'The Green Goddess'. No one can come near Madge, best to give up the ghost.

posted by Steve @ 5:11 AM